About

This is the Torchbearers merch store. 

Why is there a merchstore? 
Because I need an outlet for some of my more absurd ideas, and I suffer from overcommitment to the bit. 

Also, it turns out that there are some easy shortcuts to set up a quick merchstore and sometimes people need merch. So, no reason not to.

So I can really buy any of these things?
Yes! It's a real shop! 

Is this associated in anyway with any particular immersive theatre venues?
No. All of this terrible merch is entirely unassociated with any existing tradmarks or copyright. 
(Though you should go to bridgecommand.space and give them all your money in exchange for adventures)

What happens to vast profits this will surely generate?
The merch platform really wants to generate profits, because Capitalism. I want to generate shenanigans. To that end everything is priced as low as the store will let me, and the unavoidable drips of profit are turned into special offers or random free stuff.